Kim Mitchell - Lager n Ale A Late weekend night I'm at the bojar grill G D I've got decisions to be made between lager and ale OPENING RIF A When through the kitchen door came the dancing girl G D Then everything on the menu mattered (chorus) C D O-------------H C A C A Oh the thoughts in my head C D O-------------H C A C Oh if she knew (NO PLAYING) I hope she'll nod at this drunken bar slob A G D A GG Cuz I'm ready, willing and able A G D A Yes I'm ready, willing and able AA BB CC C#C# D SOLO IN D chorus A Over to the jukebox I staggered G D For a love song to scatter my body before her OPENING RIF A Didn't have change and I lost my damned brains G D So I started humming in-a -gadd-da-vida (chorus) (chorus)